Hardcore Living
Recently a BBC researcher contacted me and asked if the family would be willing to be filmed for a series on vicarage life. Obviously, narcissism urged me to say yes. I could be the next Amy Childs, only in an M&S cardie. The church teas on Fridays would be seething with fans wanting to bond with the Vicar over a Jammy Dodger. And watching the episodes would keep me going through the suspenseful wait for the next series of Rev . Indeed, said the researcher, a real-life Rev is what they are after. A heart-warming, fun-filled glimpse into family life in a vicarage to follow Songs of Praise . It was at that point I knew we had to say no. Any fly-on-the-wall portrait of our vicarage life would have to be shown after the 9pm watershed to protect the nation's children. I myself would find it hard to stomach: Graphic footage of me wrestling my chin bristles with deadly steel weaponry in the bathroom and, sheathed in rubber, delving for the plastic Smurf someone's dropped down
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ReplyDelete"They were just giving them away, with a note saying 'allergic to water but feed regularly'"
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ReplyDeleteAnd here you see the absolute pinnacle of Swedish design: the boy
ReplyDeleteI told him if he carried on i'll be returnin him to where i brought him!
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ReplyDeleteAS his mother lowered him into the "high bag", he didn't have the heart to tell her he had said he wanted and "I-pad".................
She was very glad she had kept the receipt!
ReplyDeletethe red eyed monster I purchased suddenly came to life... I hope he has an off switch!
ReplyDeleteTo safeguard Sally's reputation, her above remarks were not too hot to handle; they removed because they inadvertantly named the children.
ReplyDeleteHeard of thinking outside the box? Well this is thinking inside the bag!
ReplyDeleteA boy in a bag - the perfect gift for Christmas
ReplyDeleteWith these red eyes and this blue bag I can travel back in time.
ReplyDeleteThe robot clone he'd bought himself would come in handy when he didn't want to go to school. Only the eyes threatened to give him away.
ReplyDeleteYou can get anything on eBay these days
ReplyDeleteAnd look what came free with it!
ReplyDeleteWe've all heard of Cat in a Bag, but the new fan-dangled 2011 thing is, Boy in a Bag, you heard it here first, get your's quick before the 2012 rush...
ReplyDeleteThank God it wasn't BOGOF!
ReplyDeleteMum's returning me...apparently I'm faulty!
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