Daily Mail Columnists Should Wear Burkas
Daily Mail columnist Liz Jones has provoked the ire of Twitter with by declaring that mummy bloggers are blinkered dimwits whose lives are spiced by Napisan. I'm afraid I have to sympathise with her, for all of her prejudices echo my own: Writing about my life has pretty much ruined it. Supper last night was an elderly carrot glued to the fridge shelf by a pool of brown mucus and the floor was flooded when I left the bath taps running because Blogger has diverted me from domestic essentials. I've had to shut the children in front of the television when a new post has assailed me and some family members no longer speak to me because Twitter interactions leave me no time to reach the telephone. But there is a big part of me that thinks writing should be hard: you should cringe whenever you press that 'publish' button. Artists – and I'm sorry, I do consider myself an artist – have to wrench the dirtiest, most disgusting part of their inner soul and show it t
Bauble bauble water olympics
ReplyDeleteBloody bubble gum....
ReplyDeleteA middle aged matron tries desperately to keep her children clean until the Bishop comes to tea.
ReplyDeleteThe water rose up so much it surrounded them and looked like a ball
ReplyDeleteThat should keep the kids occupied for a while, now time for a coffee and a chocolate.
ReplyDeleteAnna feared she may have made the bubble bath mixture a little too strong.
ReplyDeleteAt last the children were contained and couldn't get into any mischief... ah time for a sit down... every house should have one of these!
ReplyDeleteLets see how they get out of this one then! Now, where's my coffee?
ReplyDeleteYou can't wrap them up in cotton wool - but you can put them in a giant bubble!
ReplyDeleteWe are in a bit of a bubble at the moment. Don't burst it.
ReplyDeletemum we got to get one of these for the garden!
ReplyDeleteWho said only Jesus could walk on water?
ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely pair!
ReplyDeleteBut these baubles proved too big for the Christmas tree
Give them a shake and see if it snows
ReplyDeleteThe vicar's balls were really rather large.
ReplyDeletemammy not wanted us to get wet went to extremes
ReplyDeleteThe pack did say 'Giant Bubbles'!
ReplyDeleteOK, which one of you farted in the bath?
ReplyDeleteThe kids were off in their own bubble again! This always happened when Mum shouted to tidy up!
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