Saturday is Caption Day....

....at Mammasaurus' blog.

A spot of after-school hob-nobbing helps children's social training, for you never know who you might bump into.





 All caption suggestions gratefully received. 

Comments

  1. Anonymous12 November 2011 at 08:18

    Give me your dinner money now, or else my brother rips your arm off !!

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  2. Jenny12 November 2011 at 09:10

    spot the odd one out

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  3. cafebebe12 November 2011 at 09:12

    Right, just give up your lunch money and we'll let you live in peace.
    No?
    Alright then, Bro...start removing his stuffing...one piece at a time...

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  4. Mummy's Space12 November 2011 at 09:39

    Young Love - The girl was smitten by mr scarecrows big beautiful eyes. The boy was not impressed and snapped his hand off...

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  5. Anonymous12 November 2011 at 09:58

    Girl to the scarecrow: Do you come here often?

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  6. A Little Light Work12 November 2011 at 10:03

    Big-headed and limp-wristed – just how I like 'em!

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  7. Anonymous12 November 2011 at 12:03

    So it's a date right

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  8. Unknown12 November 2011 at 13:59

    Love Lesson #1: make him jealous by hugging other boys (real or fake)

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  9. Bo12 November 2011 at 14:17

    So we're cool, right? You give my brother back his glove and I won't twist your other leg.

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  10. Emily (@amummytoo)12 November 2011 at 16:34

    "New guy, huh? Don't worry, we'll look after you."

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  11. Unknown12 November 2011 at 16:55

    The new model that the agency had sent didn't really know what he was doing.

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  12. Anonymous12 November 2011 at 16:55

    'I'll distract him with my feminine charm and you nick his glove...'

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  13. Mrs E12 November 2011 at 16:56

    Daddy isn't that 'scarEy!'

    (www.mummydaddyandmemakesthree.co.uk)

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  14. Older Mum12 November 2011 at 17:35

    Mummy mummy .... the scarecrow has awarded you with a Versatile Blogger award ... please see here for details ...... http://oldermum.co.uk/2011/11/adroit-older-mum-that-be-me/

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  15. Natasha Farr12 November 2011 at 17:54

    Pleease tell me you're not flirting with the scarecrow!
    What? He's cute!

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  16. Mummy...Mummy.....MUM!!12 November 2011 at 19:41

    I think he needs another scarf.

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  17. Anonymous12 November 2011 at 19:44

    This hat? Just a little something I picked up in Mexico. What? You didn't think scarecrows went on holiday? You learn something new every day.

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  18. Anonymous12 November 2011 at 20:09

    Mr Bloom had really let himself go.

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  19. Bibsey Mama12 November 2011 at 21:36

    ...there was something odd about the tall guy. He had kind of stary eyes and a fixed grin.

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  20. Unknown12 November 2011 at 22:39

    Did you hear the one about the scarecrow who won an award? Apparently he was out standing in his field.

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  21. SkatingAmsterdaMummy13 November 2011 at 13:33

    ooh yes, just there, yes, right there, ahh, up just-a-little-higher, yes yes yes....

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