The bride and bridesmaid may have been a little wobbly on their feet...there just may have been a wee bit too much dutch courage drunk before the ceremony.
The marriage got off to a bad start during the wedding service. The vicar said, ‘You may now kiss the bride.’ And she said, ‘Not now. I’ve got a headache.’
I must say that little red number is a perfect fit (was it made to measure?)but the black shoes may have been a better choice. Your open mindedness as a vicars wife is truly outstanding! I raise my glass to you.
The new 80's inspired dress collection had its unveiling today!
ReplyDeleteMum we found this strange collection in your wardrobe.
ReplyDeleteThe bride and bridesmaid may have been a little wobbly on their feet...there just may have been a wee bit too much dutch courage drunk before the ceremony.
ReplyDeleteMother! What's the speed dial number for Gok - we *may* need a bit of a hand!
ReplyDeleteHurry up or we will miss the gypsy bus to take us to Appleby Fair.....
ReplyDeleteGoing to the chapel and we're gonna get married....
ReplyDeletethese two were going straight to the top of the list for the new Ab Fab auditions
ReplyDeleteHitting the top of all the 'what's hot' bridal wear lists this week is this fabulous fusion of flamenco and floral print. Hair by Shirley Temple.
ReplyDeleteThe new bridal selection was inspired.
ReplyDelete'Why am I always the bridesmaid?'
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure my shoes go with this dress, but apart from that, we look perfect!
ReplyDeleteRight, where's the lucky fella?
ReplyDeleteThe latest VB collection has spread over from NY already!
ReplyDeleteSmall Thin Gypsy Wedding, Channel 5, Weds, 9pm
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThe vicar needed a double shot of whiskey when he saw the next bride and groom he had to splice.
ReplyDeleteWilliam: "Isn't this more Uncle Edward's type of suit?"
ReplyDeleteKate: "Shut up and get on with it."
Don't do it! Years or bitterness and hideous recriminations to come.
ReplyDeleteToo much?
Time to start locking the Vicarage's lost property box.
ReplyDeleteMummy, we said we wanted to dress up as the Zingzillas, not Bridezillas!
ReplyDeleteWanted: one groom. Love of 80's fashion preferred.
ReplyDeleteThe marriage got off to a bad start during the wedding service. The vicar said, ‘You may now kiss the bride.’ And she said, ‘Not now. I’ve got a headache.’
ReplyDeleteI must say that little red number is a perfect fit (was it made to measure?)but the black shoes may have been a better choice. Your open mindedness as a vicars wife is truly outstanding! I raise my glass to you.
ReplyDelete