The Flip Side of Virtue
The Vicar tells the congregation that Lenten sacrifices make us nicer. The surrender of favourite indulgences grants us time and energy to expand and explore our life and nature.
I am persuaded and I am inspired. I resolve to give up lager and Bendicks Bittermints and watch my Being blossom.
That night the Vicar is out of humour. He is silent over dinner and scowls at the water glass where the red wine should be. I point out that Lenten sacrifices make us nicer. He stares. ‘You said so,’ I remind him. He sags. ‘I was,’ he mutters, ‘talking bollocks!’
This is an entry for a 100-Word Challenge on the subject of 'Flip Side'. See more offerings at Julia's Place
NB This incident is, of course, almost entirely fictional!