Saturday is Caption Day...

over at Mammasaurus. This is a very unusual sight - my daughter studiously doing her homework, that is.


Your captions could inspire her to continue in the same scholarly vein, so please give it your all...

Comments

  1. HPMcQ11 August 2012 at 09:32

    she was glad she could kick those schools shoes off and feel the air between her toes

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  2. Anonymous11 August 2012 at 09:38

    monster effort!

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  3. fivegoblogging11 August 2012 at 11:26

    She knew she would never be a foot model so studying hard was the only way to succeed.

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  4. Mammasaurus11 August 2012 at 11:34

    The palaeontology coursework was so enthralling that she began to really 'feel' part of it...

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  5. SingingAngel111 August 2012 at 11:54

    Mummy was so upset that I could fit her shoes that she made me have a foot transplant. Wait till we go back to school, I won't be able to walk, she'll HAVE to drive!

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  6. Jenny11 August 2012 at 14:25

    big foot spotted !

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  7. The Mini Mes and Me11 August 2012 at 14:44

    She soon realised drinking items from the nutty professors lab wasn't such a good idea

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  8. Bibsey Mama11 August 2012 at 18:36

    Homework hour in Hobbiton.

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  9. AlwaysARedhead12 August 2012 at 14:58

    My, what big feet you have, the better to follow you my dear.

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