Anna Tims combines careers as a journalist, mother-of-two and vicar's wife.
Someone made their sand sculpture for the competition a little bit too realistic.
Right that's it we're off!
Now quick, let's eat all the ice cream before he can get up.
Digging for treasure went to a whole new level!
And...the only thing left was his head...argh!
Bones and Booth get the fright of their lives.
Severed head found on popular tourist beach
Wait till she finds out I've got her handbag in here with me.
Now the little blighter can't annoy me anymore!
Mothers attempts at experimenting with new way to save on central heating costs were proving a tad messy...
The parents had discovered a way they could really enjoy the holiday, bury the child outside the beach bar
Mummy enjoyed the peace and wondered if she could install a beach at home to bury dissenters in.
That's what I call 'getting a head'.
It's ok, I'll have the last laugh when they pull me out and see what I have done in here! Oops!
On Saturday the very hungry caterpillar ate through a beach full of sand... but he was still hungry...
looking out for dragons! (random I know but comment supplied by my 4yo daughter when she saw the pic!)
Time Team were thrilled to discover a fairly fresh-looking ancient relic in someone's back garden. It did smell, though.
I wonder if this is what Mum meant by saying she feels like a 'headless chicken'?
When the novelty of the kittens had worn off daughter thought she would have a go at growing a new brother/sister. After all she must have inherited her Mums green fingers.
I have a parcel for you, Singing Angel. Could you let me know where to send it...
If it's the burnt left overs from last night I'll decline thank you...
that bloomin sand gets everywhere !
When you said you had an alternative to suncream, I wasn't imagining this...
Yes as you can tell... its the simple things that keep mum happy, I just go along with um (hope my mates don't ever see this)!
Ah it's only a bit of concrete - it'll come off easily enough.....
someone told me that mud is good for the skin, but why pay for the fancy bottles of the stuff?
A mud pack's for your face not your body!
Ok, now I know you will stay put!
and that is how you make a sand-wich hahaha...
I just peed!
His psoriasis didn't half make the bath water lumpy.