Anna Tims combines careers as a journalist, mother-of-two and vicar's wife.
Damien the Omen child was alive and well and living in a box - surpriseeeee!
don't you know how much it cost to have a shoebox flat in Central London? we just like minimal living
I know the vicarage isn't quite what we're used to, darlings, but the C of E has to find savings somewhere
Please, Mummy. Don't send me away with the red-eyed demon. I promise not to fidget during Daddy's sermons any more.
Best. Review. Package. Ever.
MWHAHAHA mere mortal you cannot keep my prisoner in this box ! Go go gadget laser eyes!
After three days in the dark, the stowaways were just grateful that someone had opened the box!
if they stayed really quiet then they wouldn't be made to eat Mums all day breakfast!!!!
don't think this was such a great christmas present mum!
After receiving so many unneeded Christmas presents, we decided to return the children.