tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post8328035005403343807..comments2024-03-02T18:40:42.922+00:00Comments on Adventures of a Middle-Aged Matron: How to Spice up a MarriageAdventures of a Middle-aged Matronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11225267175732836348noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-38732425568212492582014-11-18T11:18:29.131+00:002014-11-18T11:18:29.131+00:00I don't even know what that means! Reminds me ...I don't even know what that means! Reminds me I should launder the shower curtain, though, to titivate him!Adventures of a Middle-aged Matronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11225267175732836348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-39248825333850281642014-11-13T16:38:22.105+00:002014-11-13T16:38:22.105+00:00I did re-mastic the shower to surprise DH on his r...I did re-mastic the shower to surprise DH on his return from cell group. Still waiting for him to notice...oh dear!Estellenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-65445590837920632932014-11-02T17:12:28.137+00:002014-11-02T17:12:28.137+00:00I hate wine! A bottle of Cif is a far surer way to...I hate wine! A bottle of Cif is a far surer way to my heart!Adventures of a Middle-aged Matronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11225267175732836348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-58660587216072311262014-11-02T16:14:25.964+00:002014-11-02T16:14:25.964+00:00I can't believe all of you have done all this ...I can't believe all of you have done all this running about cleaning up, when all you need to do to spice up a marriage is open a bottle of wine and order a take-away. Even just the wine on its own...Iota https://www.blogger.com/profile/08507184283437057648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-7256790404485458102014-10-31T20:13:58.014+00:002014-10-31T20:13:58.014+00:00I'm greatly stirred by how many marriages I...I'm greatly stirred by how many marriages I've improved with my pair of rubber gloves!Adventures of a Middle-aged Matronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11225267175732836348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-81373393292300957732014-10-31T19:06:34.732+00:002014-10-31T19:06:34.732+00:00Today, I have spiced up my marriage by cleaning th...Today, I have spiced up my marriage by cleaning the entire house & offering to buy fish and chips for supper as I was too tired to cook. Mr A appeared to appreciate the gesture. Will be looking to you for more hilarious advice!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-2258378904459412512014-10-28T08:33:57.728+00:002014-10-28T08:33:57.728+00:00You do have to be careful with these techniques no...You do have to be careful with these techniques not to undermine his manhood!Adventures of a Middle-aged Matronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11225267175732836348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-17260100268027808812014-10-28T08:33:00.963+00:002014-10-28T08:33:00.963+00:00Annoyingly I performed that chore the day before I...Annoyingly I performed that chore the day before I realised it was a marital stimulus.Adventures of a Middle-aged Matronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11225267175732836348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-55713398216069806432014-10-27T16:34:11.279+00:002014-10-27T16:34:11.279+00:00Brilliant - had a great chuckle on a lonely Monday...Brilliant - had a great chuckle on a lonely Monday afternoon at this. Now have just scoured the house and have decided that this evening I will perform my wifely duties and lock the front door before I go to bed, rather than letting him do it. Goodness!Mama Elsiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06550504709054632844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-84145593874446957652014-10-26T15:20:32.826+00:002014-10-26T15:20:32.826+00:00Absolutely brilliant. Why on earth are none of my...Absolutely brilliant. Why on earth are none of my dog walking conversations equally inspiring? I spend far too much time listening to stories about local primary schools, despite my children being in their late teens. Sadly these fail to inspire any thoughts of impressive housework to spice up my marriage. I will rush now and empty the hoover to see if that has an impact.Susanhttp://www.toomanycandles.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-19832389789537214302014-10-26T12:08:19.179+00:002014-10-26T12:08:19.179+00:00Oven - drat! That love token hadn't crossed my...Oven - drat! That love token hadn't crossed my mind.Adventures of a Middle-aged Matronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11225267175732836348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-87037128622958212122014-10-26T12:07:46.905+00:002014-10-26T12:07:46.905+00:00I would love to be your neighbour. But couldn'...I would love to be your neighbour. But couldn't you move here.Adventures of a Middle-aged Matronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11225267175732836348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-14523971541820875282014-10-26T08:00:25.833+00:002014-10-26T08:00:25.833+00:00Brilliant! You are so very witty! But I must dash ...Brilliant! You are so very witty! But I must dash now and clean the oven! XOlder Mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02923339244117157344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-23955027595950017132014-10-26T05:48:11.840+00:002014-10-26T05:48:11.840+00:00You are hilarious! Would you please be my neighbou...You are hilarious! Would you please be my neighbour? Perhaps your husband could relocate to Toronto?Susan Colemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08927510141588044564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-46327705348957522952014-10-23T14:01:49.687+01:002014-10-23T14:01:49.687+01:00haha, you are a good wife.haha, you are a good wife.AlwaysARedheadhttp://www.alwaysaredhead.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-14017039728106211442014-10-22T18:51:54.575+01:002014-10-22T18:51:54.575+01:00The toaster crumbs - that's a heady stimulant ...The toaster crumbs - that's a heady stimulant I'd forgotten about!Adventures of a Middle-aged Matronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11225267175732836348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973086892150124148.post-2996173914287437282014-10-22T12:29:27.017+01:002014-10-22T12:29:27.017+01:00I need to walk my dog where you do! I had a scint...I need to walk my dog where you do! I had a scintillating conversation this morning on the best paths to take to avoid other peoples dog poo whilst I was walking Gus.<br /><br />You have inspired me to inject a little excitement into my relationship though. <br /><br />Tonight I shall present SD with a platter of soap scum and hair I plan on removing from the shower drain as a token of my love for him. If only I'd thought to preserve the mountain of crumbs I emptied out of the toaster the other week or at the very least I could have reformed them into a small farmhouse loaf of affection ...Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04402703967636964187noreply@blogger.com